A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.
"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"
everyone has their bird friend. like their friend who no matter what is a bird person. they’re among the most valuable.
its horrifying that liberals answers to “we should cure gayness” or “we should cure transess” isnt “thats disgusting and immoral” but instead “it doesnt work”
i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego
Mann vs. Wilde.
Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.
Give it to me.
ughhhhhhhhhhhh my “”“local”“” doctor is a 2 hour drive away and the on-campus clinic doesnt work
i dont even want anything done to me, i just need someone to write me a note for missing my lab :I
…i was gonna suggest aspirin :||| (i literally take it most days to be able to get by)
oh no that sounds awful D: like, sth that should be taken to a doctor, seriously.
and yeah turns out i have some sort of stomach flu if the fever and throwing up are anything to go by. this was to be anticipated, what with half a year’s tension finally starting to drain, but still sucks :I