roachpatrol:

roachpatrol:

"i don’t really have depression, i’m actually just a lazy piece of shit" : a conclusion you come to pretty much weekly when you have depression

i want to get everyone who reblogged this post together into one room and then hug em 

phyteclub:

orchid-ink:

cactus-cock:

plantlette:

It was so unbearably humid in here but the carnivorous plants were so incredible that it was worth it

Oh my god

what are those pitcher plants???!!!! 

i cannot believe this is real but those are great sculptures

phyteclub:

orchid-ink:

cactus-cock:

plantlette:

It was so unbearably humid in here but the carnivorous plants were so incredible that it was worth it

Oh my god

what are those pitcher plants???!!!!

i cannot believe this is real but those are great sculptures

spoooky-couch:

whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.

exercicedestyle:

生长 胸针 Growth Brooches

exercicedestyle:

生长 胸针 Growth Brooches

killer-kl0wns:

johnnyideaseed:

daveboogie:

Here is a pic of Grace Jones shoving cake into Divine’s mouth at what I believe was Grace’s 30th birthday party…you’re welcome!

It’s like “The Creation of Adam,” but relevant to my interests.

Beautiful

killer-kl0wns:

johnnyideaseed:

daveboogie:

Here is a pic of Grace Jones shoving cake into Divine’s mouth at what I believe was Grace’s 30th birthday party…you’re welcome!

It’s like “The Creation of Adam,” but relevant to my interests.

Beautiful

fullmetal-ravioli:

The kakapo is a critically endangered species of large, flightless, nocturnal, ground-dwelling parrot of the super-family Strigopoidea endemic to New Zealand. It has finely blotched yellow-green plumage, a distinct facial disc of sensory, vibrissa-like feathers, a large grey beak, short legs, large feet, and wings and a tail of relatively short length.

The total known population is only 126 living individuals, as reported by the Kakapo Recovery programme, most of which have been given names.Because of Polynesian and European colonisation and the introduction of predators such as cats, rats, ferrets, and stoats, the kakapo was almost wiped out. Conservation efforts began in the 1890s, but they were not very successful until the implementation of the Kakapo Recovery plan in the 1980s. (x)

There are ways you can help save the kakapo population through donations, adoptions, voluteering, becoming a supporter, or buying merchadise. 

You can find more information on the endangered kakapo herehere, and here .

damnitoba:

religious homophobes think that as long as they’re polite about their hateful views it’s not gonna count as hate well it does and it literally kills people and you stay silent with that “I love you but I don’t support your lifestyle” you don’t fucking deserve the right to say you love us it’s a goddamn LIE

And if you make the comparison of “well what if you loved one is a drug-addict or a criminal and you still love them”, then you are trash, and your ethics are trash, and I hope you never meet a queer person and inflict yourself on them.

Also someone’s love or hatred of whatever is between them and their conscience, it doesn’t concern anyone else, and telling people you love them is the most worthless thing in the face of the things you actually do or preach. “But we still love you” is just assholes prioritizing their feelings over other people’s lives.

clairnovak:

a child’s crusade

technochocolate:

The front claws of a pangolin are so long they are unfit for walking.

"Look, if posing naked were empowering, then the rich men who run the world would be lining up for it. We would be awash in naked dick shots of Warren Buffet and Bill Gates and Barack Obama; magazines would be filled with male politicians and financiers and moguls with their bits hanging out. Softly lit, perhaps; head coyly tilted, bunny tail on the ass. Power."

I was trying to look up welwitschia, but didn’t know what is was called. googling “big old ground flower” wasn’t helpful, but then “flat old desert plant big leaves” was.

collaterlysisters:

circuitbird:

Ever wonder why the seeming #1 universal law of all fantasy fiction is Necromancy Is Bad? This would probably make an interesting essay subject.

Necromancers HATE her!! this single mom’s trick for raising the dead. Necromancy tips “they” don’t want YOU to know about. New herbal extract has high priests FURIOUS.

A message from Anonymous
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

joleebindo:

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

annaxiin:

4:00 PM
(you never sleep regularly anymore.)

annaxiin:

4:00 PM

(you never sleep regularly anymore.)