whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.
religious homophobes think that as long as they’re polite about their hateful views it’s not gonna count as hate well it does and it literally kills people and you stay silent with that “I love you but I don’t support your lifestyle” you don’t fucking deserve the right to say you love us it’s a goddamn LIE
And if you make the comparison of “well what if you loved one is a drug-addict or a criminal and you still love them”, then you are trash, and your ethics are trash, and I hope you never meet a queer person and inflict yourself on them.
Also someone’s love or hatred of whatever is between them and their conscience, it doesn’t concern anyone else, and telling people you love them is the most worthless thing in the face of the things you actually do or preach. “But we still love you” is just assholes prioritizing their feelings over other people’s lives.
I was trying to look up welwitschia, but didn’t know what is was called. googling “big old ground flower” wasn’t helpful, but then “flat old desert plant big leaves” was.
Ever wonder why the seeming #1 universal law of all fantasy fiction is Necromancy Is Bad? This would probably make an interesting essay subject.
Necromancers HATE her!! this single mom’s trick for raising the dead. Necromancy tips “they” don’t want YOU to know about. New herbal extract has high priests FURIOUS.
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"